
Monday, April 18, 2011
Ha! I'm getting better at this!

Sunday, April 10, 2011
Army, Army and More Army...
February 27th – Today we had our "French Passion" orchestra concert. We played:
- L'Arlesienne Suite No. 1 by George Bizet
- Dolly Suite by Gabriel Faure
- Symphonie espagnole by Eduoard Lalo
March 1st – I was working with my director when I got a phone call from Matt from the 191st. Apparently, all the advanced party members of my unit cancelled last minute so they were looking for someone to step in. My name got picked. I asked when they needed me.
They said tomorrow.
I said no way... there is no way my boss would just let me go tomorrow. Matt said I should ask just in case. And shit, Theresa said yes as long as I still did storytime the next day.
Also, AAA thought I when I said Dayton Library she thought I said "Library Cocktail Lounge." Am I missing something?
March 2nd – Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss! For story time I had a Dr. Seuss themed day complete with Wockets in my Pockets cupcakes. I personally thought they were damn awesome :-)


March 4th – I met Brian Williams early in the morning and we gathered our gear for AWT (yay...) The 191st has about as much gear as the 338th and its about as old and abused...
I drove down to Fort Hunter-Liggett with Brian. I drove - he talked on the phone the entire time which was really annoying. We made it to FHL in good time and checked in at range control. At 1400 we had a range safety class and I got to meet the rest of the advanced party from the 63rd (who had been there for days). I was hello nervous to meet new people especially because I found out that Brian and I would be running the 9mm range (well, shit...)
That night, I was on the SSG and up female barracks with only one other female: SSG Giffin who was hysterical. We ended up getting along really well (or else she just put up with me...) She was a wealth of knowledge and I spent all week soaking up as much info as I could.

March 6th – Sunday started with a bang. I was part of the range detail who went out early to help set up the zero and m16 qual range. Giffin was in charge with her bestie - Akbaroff. I was a range safety with a bunch of brass from HHC. The brass all gave me shit so I had to give it right back to them, including to a guy we called Captain America. I stayed busy pretty much all day which was nice. I know alot of people in the units who sat around all day and I would not have dealt well with that. After lunch I was sent over to zero (which I did quickly) and to qual. It was really windy and I'm a bit of a spaz so I only got a 32. I would have liked to have done better, but I was the high female score for my unit!

March 7th – I woke up insanely early to get everything ready for the day. I had all people crew lined up, including stealing Giffin's ammo crew lead by SGT Garcia (damn marine ;-)) We ended up running the qual range really well until we ran out of ammo. We got everything closed down and then got the 9mm range hot and ready. Our first rotation sucked. Hard. But after a bit of yelling and running around, we got the 9mm range to run ok. There was too much brass running around for me to feel comfortable. Though I spent the couple days trying to sell the Army Ten Miler to the 63rd. I was so glad when we were all done and I handed over the keys to the range. The rest of the week would be smooth sailing!
March 8th – I actually got to sleep in (well, sleep in in comparison to other army days). We got to do MOUT training. We were shipped out to a training site in the middle of the mountains. All the Californians were whining about how it was going to be cold and wet. I don't have wet weather gear and they wanted to know if I was going to be ok. I said, "of course!" It ended up being a beautiful day with beautiful weather. They are such pansies sometimes. MOUT training was actually a ton of fun. Originally, I had a hard time learning from our cadre but I finally figured stuff out. My four man team consisted of me (man 1), SPC Zcimback (man 2), SGT Kopping (man 3) and SSG Kapki (man 4) I was actually pretty happy with my team!
We spent all day outside and I learned a ton! That night at dinner I was walking with Matt to the DFAC when he ran into an old friend. A very hot friend. Wow!
March 9th – We spent the day doing SRP with the 300th. It was completely boring but I did get a living will. I also learned that the army still thought I was a Michigan resident. Annoying. However, all day I spent way too much time thinking and got really pensive and moody. At the end of the day I was fairly upset. Jeremy and I went for a walk and talked over things. There is a reason why he is my Army bestie.
March 10th – We got to go to the SHOOTHOUSE!!! My team was nervous but we practiced in the glass houses and then got to go to the shoothouse as Alpha team. Our first time through the shoothouse was rough. We had so much adrenaline pumping and we didn't work well as a team, but damn! It was our first time and we had an amazing time. That and I hogtied a dude. The cadre wanted to give me a rodeo belt since I was so fast. Our second time through went a lot better though we ended early since we had a safety kill. Zcimback was upset that he got us kicked out but I told her that I was much happier about her killing the guy with the IED before he could kill me and that she was the best man 2 I could have!
Jeremy blew his lid at the shoothouse and was absolutely furious about different issues throughout the day. For such a little guy, he freak'n is scary when he's mad. Seriously!
After the shoothouse we had an end of training ceremony. I got an AAM for all the work I did (which was kinda cool) and both the 191st soldiers won the best warrior competition! :-D Woot!
March 11th – The next morning was a lot of cleaning and packing up and saying goodbye. I had to go around and collect hugs from all the new friends. I wasn't looking forward to driving back to Camp Parks with Brian especially if he was going to be on the phone the entire time. He promised he wouldn't be on the phone and I held him to it :-P The drive wasn't bad. At Camp Parks we unloaded and put away all our gear. After we had an AAR with drama, drama, drama, I drove to Palo Alto to spend the night with Max.
March 12th – I spent more time in Palo Alto and got to meet a bunch of Max's friends from Standford which was fun. I got to see the Stanford Library (oh, the shelves were a mess...) and walk across the Golden Gate Bridge.
March 13th – I started the long drive home mid-morning. I made it back to Smith Valley, took a brief nap in my car and then went to the Smith Valley Library's St. Patrick's Day fundraiser. I gorged myself on corn beef and cabbage. So good, but I was so tired. I pretty much collapsed and slept.
March 14th – and back to library work! I was pretty bummed out though since both my favorite people in the 191st wives were upset because of me. I wish they knew me better and knew that I am NOT a man stealer. I have been cheated on waaaaay too many times to ever want to make any woman feel that way because of me. It was such a sour note to end an awesome army week.
March 16th – The DSO librarians and friends had a March Madness bracket tournament again with Slow's BBQ as the prize. I put together my bracket which failed miserably (I ended up in 3rd place)
March 17th – Happy St. Patrick's Day! And Michigan State lost :-( We always lose on St. Patrick's Day...
March 18th – I worked and then had to drive to California again for more army. Snow hit pretty hard as I was driving - it was basically it was whiteout in South Lake Tahoe. And it only got worse from there. However, I was a bad ass and put on my own chains all by myself (and take them off all by myself) When I finally got to Camp Parks, I went out and had a drink with Jeremy and we shot the shit before I collapsed into sleep.
March 19th – In the morning I proctored an APFT for the unit. I was amazed how many people failed. It was as if everyone stopped working out for the winter. In Michigan, it is hard to workout in winter... but here in CA? Seriously? I also got lectured by one of the SGTs who thought I was leading too "mean." He used alot of big words to make him feel smart and it rather pissed me off. I am not a dumb person... ugh.... At lunch, we were going to go to Chipotle but Jeremy's car broke down and were stuck just inside the gate. Fun...
That night, we went out for Filipino food and then drank alot with our group of hotel goers. People are fairly hysterical with a bit of alcohol in them.
March 20th – In the morning, I got to teach combatives to my unit. I was fully expecting them to bitch the entire time and was absolutely surprised... everyone dived right in and seemed really excited to learn! It was so much fun to teach everyone especially since they were such enthusiastic learners! At lunch, we went to Chipotle and we ran into the the hot army guy who was Matt's friend (that I met at FHL). He came to speak to Matt sat so close to me that he was practically in my lap. He smelled delicious! I told him that I liked his wings and he saw mine and was impressed that I was a female who made it through airborne since pretty much all the females in his class didn't pass.
After Army, I drove myself to Chris and Elizabeth's in San Jose. They have a lovely home and they fed me an amazing steak dinner! I was so tired, I fell asleep while they were introducing me to the TV show Arrested Development.
March 21st - In the morning, I had breakfast with Chris and Elizabeth, they gave me 3 seasons of Arrested Development and an Amish Bread starter. I headed over to Camp Parks to take care of a bit of business. I watched the snow and weather and decided to head over on 50. They took chain control about an hour before I got there which was beautiful timing.
March 26th – There was something nasty going through the librarians everyone was sick, so I worked all by myself and then all my plans for the evening were cancelled. Which was kind of depressing, but I just lazed about instead of bowling or drinking.
March 27th - Today was my Army Anniversary. 8 whole years in the army. It is scary to think that I have been in for 8 years. 1 more year on my contract. We'll see what happens next...
March 28th – When I woke up in the morning, I was incredibly dizzy. Like I had an inner ear infection but my ears didn't hurt. I spent the day trying not to fall over every time I leaned over.
March 29th – still dizzy.
March 30th – still dizzy, though not as bad....
March 31st – Today, I was starting to do rounds when my director sent me a text and asked me to wait in Y-town for her. I was worried to begin with... what did I do wrong? It turns out she was just stopping me to tell me two things:
- I passed my 6 month probation (wahoo!) Now, its harder to get fired! (I think...)
- I am being transfered again. This time north to F-town. Part of me knew that this was going to happen, but it is still annoying....
April 1st – And Happy Birthday Mom!!!
I was bummed because under the old rules, I would have gotten to register for the Army Ten Miler, but now I have to wait a whole extra month. Annoying!
April 2nd – I got up, ran and went to work. After work, I met Summer and her family for Sushi (yayay!) and then we went bowling. It was not my best bowling night, but I had a blast.
April 4th – Today, I made a ton of bread and other goodies to send to friends around the world.
April 5th – I took some of the extra bread starter and made sourdough bread! It's much more sweet bread that sour, but it still very tasty! And the best news of all: the DSO is no longer on strike! After months and months, its finally over! :-)
April 8th – I woke up early to make sure I had everything packed and ready to go for a weekend of army fun. At work, my boss and I kept our eyes on the mountain passes (hoping they didn't start enforcing chain control.) I also kept my eyes on the whole government shut down debate. It was interesting to see how many people's BAs for the weekend were cancelled early on. The 63rd didn't get its act together to say yay or neigh. The whole day was a bit of a toss up. Eventually I made the decision to not try to go over the mountains until I received word one way or the other. That night, they made the decision to cancel BA - about 30 minutes before the government passed a bill to continue to fund us. Oh well. Guess that means 5 more weeks to work on pushups and hopefully lose 2 lbs so that I don't have to to be taped.
April 9th – I lazed around in bed for a bit until I managed to get up. I decided to completely blow my diet for the weekend and ate badly all day. I drove to Carson and went and saw a movie in the theater. (it was bad so I won't tell you which one :-P) On the drive, I got the most disturbing news. Laura's boyfriend, Richard, was killed early in the morning in a car accident. I can't even begin to understand how Laura is feeling and god... what a fucking waste. There is a special place in hell for drunk drivers. I am reminded of a certain ex of mine who had a bad habit of drinking and driving and I want to bitch slap him to the end of the earth. I really wish I was home to give Laura a huge hug.

April 10th – I haven’t really done a damn thing today. I slept in (until 8am!) and then lazed about and read most of the morning. Because I was planning on being gone all weekend with army, I didn't have a list of things to do. I talked with Kate on the phone and she said I am a bit hysterical when I don't know what to do because I just bounce around restlessly. I went running in the afternoon and ran 10 miles. My legs, especially my knees, have been acting up a bit so I am a bit worried about my half marathon (which is in a couple weeks!) but i think I will be ok. Probably not a PR but I need to get back on the race horse.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
New Year...
- I had an amazing time at home for Christmas. I have the most wonderful friends and family ever. Period. I didn't get to see everyone and I hope to the next time I come home! (I will be home for 3 weddings so far...)
- New Years was going to be a bummer, but ended up being fun skyping with friends and drinking champagne.
- Budget Cuts are SCARY. There is a good chance I am losing my job since Nevada is poor. I am crying alot and think I have a perpetual stomach ache because of it.
- My Jake died. It broke my heart. I have never felt more alone then the week after he died and he wasn't there to meet me at the door when I came home.
- I've started training again. My two goals in the next couple months: run a half marathon in May and get a 300 on my APFT in April. Damn, I got work!
- I really love my new army unit. I'm pretty sure they think I'm some sort of psychotic spaz. But they put up with me demanding hugs every month. (You never know how much you miss hugs until you don't get any on a regular basis.)
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Back By Popular Demand...
November 21st - I was signed up to go to the Night of Writing Dangerously – the write-a-thon in San Francisco for NaNoWriMo. It started at 5pm so I left Y-town early in the morning. As soon as I got over the border to Cali, there was a huge baracade and they forced everyone to put on snow chains. The ground was snow free and dry. I was told that I, little lady, wouldn’t make it over the mountains with my little car. Needless to say the most amount of snow we drove though was maybe a half an inch at a time. It was sad how bad Cali drivers were. I was really nervous going to the Write-In. I figured I was either going to be the geekest person there or the most normal. Both could be weird. It was a lot of fun, actually. I sat at a neutral table and we all had a blast talking and writing. There was a cute waiter named Gabriel (who was quickly written into my story!) and a rather disgusting bacon donut that I got dared to eat. Plus there was an open bar and I was the only one at my table carded. The night ended way too soon!
November 23rd – It was announced at work that I was being sent to D-town to work. Chaos ensued. Its nice to know that I am so well loved already.
November 25th – Happy Thanksgiving! This started the very busy weekend for me. I woke up at 2am so I could shower and make a flight in Reno that left at 6am. I flew to Phoenix and then to Palm Springs where my friend Nick picked me up and drove me to my grandparents. Nick was subjected to the whole family… poor guy! At 2pm we went down the mountain to have dinner at my Uncle’s – there were 14 at the table and as it is with my family: we were loud, telling stories and making lots of jokes. After dinner, we drove back up the mountain and mom and I made a plan of attack for Black Friday. I was in bed and asleep by 10pm.
November 26th – Woke up at 3am and Mom and I started our shopping adventure. We hit JC Penny’s, Macy’s, Express, Cinibun, Burlington Coat Factory, World Market and Kohls. It was actually quite dead people wise. The longest line we stood in was at Starbucks. After we went back up the mountains with our goodies, Grandpa took me out shooting with him. We shot a whole bunch of different hand guns and I didn’t do too badly. Afterwards, I showered, had lunch and Mom and Dad drove me to the airport. I flew to Phoenix next to a fat cow who was totally in my seat the entire time. Plus it was a very small plane. When we landed, I saw no point in getting up because there was a long line of people in front of us and I’d rather not stand with my head at angle since I am so small. This just yanked the fat cow to no end. I explained to her that me getting up wasn’t going to make the people move any faster. She responded with “well, it will make me feel better!” I told her too bad. I am a snarly bitch when I’m tired and have to have someone’s sloth fat rolls in my seat. Finally we got off the plane and then I sat and waited for my next flight. A seemingly nice guy came and sat down near me and we chatted. He was a cop from Susanville. He asked for my phone number and said we should chat sometime. The rest of my trip home was uneventful except for the cop who pulled me over a mile from home because I did the widest turn possible. I told him I was tired and he thought I was drunk. I was just tired and he let me go home.
November 27th – I got up early and worked. Boo. But my Spartans pulled off a win against Penn State!
November 28th – I went and got a Christmas Tree for my house. It is rather ghetto looking and has a tendency to lean. And my cat keeps attacking it. Oh well…
November 29th – I went and had a rehearsal with the Carson Valley Pops Orchestra for the first time. They are a cute orchestra and the only other bassoonist is 94. I shit you not. And of course we played Lots and Lots of Christmas Music…
November 30th – With two whole hours to spare, I hit the 50,000 word mark for NaNoWriMo!!! Again, the novel needs a whole lot of editing and additions, but I made it to where I needed to make it in a month! And as I promised last year, next year I shouldn’t procrastinate as much!
December 1st – This was the first time I went to the Carson City Orchestra’s rehearsals. The orchestra is made up of a lot of the same people who pay in the Carson Valley Pops Orchestra so they seemed to recognize me. Lots and lots more Christmas music unfortunately.
December 2nd – So, I got to sleep in since I was delivering books and got to leave from Y-town. I mentioned that I had a date that night to some of my work moms in Y-town and then the rest of the libraries knew fairly quickly. MJ said she expected a full email report afterwards. I finished up work at 7:15pm and then drove myself to Reno to meet up with Michael the cop. We went to Outback Steakhouse (he was worried that I wouldn’t eat meat since I was liberal…) It was an awkward date. Let’s start by saying that he hates libraries. Seriously… he things that we as tax payers shouldn’t be supporting them. He thinks that the government is too big – that it should only be the military and roads. He doesn’t believe in public education. He thinks that parents should be responsible for teaching their own children since public education doesn’t actually work…. He also thinks Sarah Palin is smart. He also didn’t understand why I didn’t want a second date.
December 3rd – I worked in D-town all day and just as I was closing up the library, I get a call from my new army unit telling me that I should bring concert blacks since there are issues in supply and I might not be able to get blues to wear. I said NO. Seriously, I wasn’t going to drive an hour home and then drive FIVE hours over the mountains. If they wanted me to wear blacks, they should have given me more than 12 hours notice. It took 3 months, but this new unit finally pissed me off something fierce. That and I have a moral outrage against wearing civilian clothes while performing with the Army. I’ve been a soldier for nearly EIGHT years… I wear a uniform damnit! Needless to say, I was still sort of pissy when I made it to Dublin and showed up at the hotel so Czimback and Williams took me out for a much needed beer at the bar within walking distance.
December 4th – woke up kind of late and showed up for formation one minute before it started. So technically not late but I made myself do pushups in the gravel anyway since I would have made one of my soldiers do them if they pulled that. The morning started a bit Charlie foxtrot but eventually things fell into line. All of us without Blues (since there were supply issues) basically just pilfered supply with the help of chief and Garrido. If I was in charge of supply, I would have had a shit fit. The rest of the day consisted of lots of rehearsal. I felt like I was back home with the 338th rehearsal band. Lots of the band was falling asleep. Me? I almost tore a muscle in my abs from laughing so much. The two Jeremy’s and I spent the entire time making fun of everything and anything. Seriously, you shouldn’t have that much fun in concert band. Lunch was also a blast because I went with a group to a fast food Italian place and on the drive back I introduced the group to what a skullet was. (Side note… there is a woman in my library system to totally rocks a mullet! Femullet!!! I will be sneaky and take pictures!) After lots of rehearsing, we loaded up the equipment. I got to back up a truck (which is probably 10 feet longer than my book mobile so that was fun!) and we quickly got everything put in. We went back to the hotel and then Garrido and his wife Ruby took a group of us out for Philippine food. I think it’s my new favorite food! Seriously!! Try it! Then we walked to the bar and drank a bit. I taught one of the guys the coaster game and then there was dancing. And then there was a really awkward guy who came up and asked us how to fist pump. Much hilarity.
December 5th – Woke up too early and drove to Camp Parks. We moved out to San Ramon with all the gear to set up for the concert and do sound checks. I helped set up the recruiting booth. We ended up daisy chaining some electrical outlets together and I am actually really surprised we didn’t burn the place down. We had lunch brought in and my borrowed blues made it difficult to breathe. The concert went pretty well. There were some tuning issues and some of the pieces were just plain weird and not what I would consider army appropriate (I know… let your imagination run wild at the thought that I would consider something inappropriate!) What is really cool is that my friend Chris and his girlfriend Elizabeth came to hear me play J Hugs ensued. Afterwards, the army let me go and I drove my self back home over the mountains. Luckily I left when I did because it started snowing and when I was high on top of the mountains it was total white out. I couldn’t see more than a few feet in front of me. I probably should have stopped and put on chains. Or just stopped, but I figured I am a Michigan driver… I could make it. There was a really scary moment when a van right in front of me slid, half turned in the road and plowed into a little prius. I would have stopped to see if they were ok but my brakes locked up so I just slid right on by. I white knuckled it the rest of the way home.
December 6th – I woke up around 7 and finally pulled myself out of bed around 9. It was a lazy day filled with baking and trying to get a Christmas tree to stay upward. I think it is a ghetto tree because it likes to lean. That and Jake keeps attacking it and hiding underneath it. I do believe my cat is going crazy…
December 7th – I worked my first 10 hour shift in D-town. Plus 2 hour commute. Ugh. Work is fun though and the kids are very good at shutting up and moving out when I give them THE LOOK.
December 8th – Today, that numbers thing was all over facebook. One of my friends was totally all over it. Not wanting to be totally annoying, I asked him offline what we would say about me if I gave him a number. This is what he said:
I think you're magnificent. You're beautiful. You have an aura of confidence that is very sexy. You're a great soldier, a dedicated worker, incredibly intelligent and talented. I'm completely envious of your musical abilities. I love reading your journal and I wish you'd write more. I think you are a fabulous woman who is probably the best kept secret in Nevada
It kinda made my day :-)
December 9th- work, work, work, work, work. And I read a Child Called It. If you haven’t read it, read it. With a box of tissues. And no swords nearby to stab horrible people who do that to children.
December 10th- work, work, work, work, work. I read Such a Pretty Girl. Also a fabulous, agonizing book. How can someone do that to their children? Seriously! I need to start reading fluff happy books for the rest of the year.
December 11th - today, I am working. Then I am driving down to Minden to play a concert with the Carson Valley Pops Orchestra at 7pm. Slow day.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Las Vegas Baby!
Monday, November 8, 2010
Because Kate was disappointed...






